smaffa’s Profile

I have two associate degrees - homeland security and crime scene tech, and I graduated summa cum laude. My hobbies include reading, writing, listening to music, playing video games, and messing with/shocking other people. As far as books and movies are concerned, I will read/watch just about anything except westerns. My favorite genres are horror and action. My poetry tends to be dark in nature, and I write very few light natured ones. It's hard for me to write positive poems without them sounding somewhat forced, but I am not a (usually) depressive person. In fact, I believe that I am rather emotionally balanced, despite the subject matter I tend to write.

I also post my poetry on deviantart.com so if you check out my profile there, you'll find more of my poetry. I used to post there first, and have some poems that I haven't transferred to here yet, so for more updates you should check it out!

I think this link will work. It should go directly to my dA profile.
http://smaffa.deviantart.com/


"There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words."
(Dorothy Parker, 1956)