1)  HE HAS GOT A LOT TO SAY, THOUGH HE'S ALWAYS KINDA SHY,
    HE IS AN INSPERATION, A ROLE MODEL IN MY EYE.
    HE NEVER SWEATS THE SMALL STUFF, TAKES A LOT TO BRING HIM DOWN,
    STRESS ROLLS OFF LIKE A WATER FALL, NO STONGER MAN I'VE FOUND.
    MY BEST FREIND FOR QUITE SOME TIME, GUESS FOREVER YOU COULD SAY,
    I DONT SEE HIM ALL THE TIME, YET HE'S WITH ME EVERY DAY.

                I CALLED HIM UNCLE KUNKEL, AND THEN IT JUST KINDA STUCK,
                HE'S A FREIND TO EVERY ONE, IF HE'S YOURS THEN YOUR IN LUCK.
                HE'D GIVE EVERYTHING HE'S GOT, IF THATS WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU SMILE,
                ASK AND HE'LL JUST SIT AND TALK,  FOR A MINUTE OR A WHILE.
                WITH ALL THE PATIENCE OF "JOB", AND A HEART MADE OF PURE GOLD,
                SATAN OFFER ANY PRICE, OH THIS SOUL CAN NOT BE SOLD.
                BRING AN ARMY OF DEMONS, WE ARE NOT AFRAID OF YOU,
                WITH POWER OF GOOD, POWER OF GOD, YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR US TWO.

2)  WE LOVE TO GO OUT CAMPIN', AND HIKIN' IN THE WOODS,
    IN ALL OF GODS CREATION, JUST KIKIN' BACK FEELIN' GOOD.
    JUST TAKIN' IN A SUNSET, AWESOME POWER OF THE FIRE,
    BURNIN' DEEP INSIDE US ALL, DON'T THINK WE COULD GET MUCH HIGH'R.
    ALL OUR STRESS GOES UP IN SMOKE, TROUBLES, DOWN THE RIVER FLOW,
    NATURE AND TRUE FREINDSHIP, ALL WE REALLY NEED TO KNOW.

3)  TO E-VER-Y GREAT STORY, THERE OF CORSE MUST COME AN END,
    THIS VERSE IS THE SECOND PART, OF THE MESSAGE THAT I SEND.
    THE DOCTOR TOLD MY BEST FREIND, HE'S BECOME QUITE ILL,
    LUNG CANCER, AND FIVE BRAIN TUMORS, I DON'T THINK THERE IS A PILL.
    DOC SAID JUST A YEAR OR TWO, LARRY LOOKED AT HIM AND SMILED,
    AND SAID TO HELL WITH ALL THAT, I'LL BE 'ROUND FOR QUITE AWHILE.

    I CALLED YOU UNCLE KUNKEL ONE DAY, THEN IT JUST KINDA STUCK YOU SEE,
    YOU'D BE ANY ONES FREIND, ANYONES FAMILY, YOUR MY BEST FREIND AND I'M VERY LUCKY.
    YOU WOULD TRULY GIVE ME ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING,
    'CAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE ME HAPPY ENOUGH TO SING.
    YOU TRULY HAVE THE PATIENCE OF "JOB" AND YOUR HEART REALLY IS MADE OF PURE,
    SOLID GOLD,
    SATAN CAN OFFER YOU ANYTHING AT ALL, 'CAUSE I KNOW YOUR SOUL CAN NOT BE SOLD.
    I DARE SATIN TO BRING IT ON, WITH AN ARMY OF DEMONS, WE WONT FUSS,
    WITH THE POWER OF GOOD, AND THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF GOD,
    YOU DO NOT MESS WITH THE TWO OF US.