WTF....... (WHY THE FONIKS)

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    WTF....... (WHY THE FONIKS)

     WUT IZ UP WITH THIS,
    IZ THAR SUMTHING I DID MISS.
    SOUNDS ARE NOT CONSISTANT,
    TO FIND THE TRUTH I'M PERSISTANT.
    LOOK AT PONDER AND WONDER,
    IS IT JUST ME WHO SEES THE BLUNDER.
    AND WANDER AND PANDER,
    THIS IS WRONG, IS THAT SLANDER.
    LET ME SAY THIS.
    IF I WUNDER WHO MAKES THESE WORDS,
    I PAHNDER ON WHAT THEY'VE HEARD.
    AS I WAHNDER, WILL ANYONE PANDER,
    AN EXPLANATION WOULD BE GRANDER.
    THAR ARE SO MANY MORE,
    TO INCLUDE THEM, KWITE A CHORE.
    ONE MOR THING, TO YEW FRUM ME,
    THERE IS JUST NO USE FOR THE LETTER C.
    KAT, KAB, KABIN, KAKE,
    WHY A C FOR GOODNESS SAKE.
    SENTRAL, SEADER WOOD, 1 PENNY IS 1 SENT,
    DO YOU SEE WHAT I MENT,
    SEMETARY, SELLULAR, WHAT A MESS,
    DO YOU SEE, WHY THE C, WILL I EVER HAVE SUKSESS.

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    IzzyGumbo commented on WTF....... (WHY THE FONIKS)

    09-07-2009

    peaCe. always on.....................................................
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    IzzyGumbo commented on WTF....... (WHY THE FONIKS)

    09-07-2009

    A C is needed in the world of Me... I respectfully reply to your write. I was left a note of odd and sorts that blew apart my mind. I spun I cried, I laughed I died, but I always came back, for the One. A face imprint a name a game a ChiMe and yes, there too a race. And of what to who and where they are, well, that isn't even known. My life my words, numbering birds, I count them all and again and why my friend? I see in you a message too and that's why I keep the Cs, otherwise... I'd be missing the ME. 135 ACE
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    soulwriter commented on WTF....... (WHY THE FONIKS)

    06-19-2009

    Very imaginative and creative - and if I weren't a native the language of English decent would seem like such a complete accident! Write on and keep creating with full insight to what others may not see!
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    DavidRayy

    06/22/2009

    speeking uv the c...the word AKSIDENT.....2 C's both can be replased by diff letters.

    AbysmalGoddess commented on WTF....... (WHY THE FONIKS)

    06-19-2009

    Ha! You had me giggling (painfully so) at this one. Yeah, really, who the hell said what was what and it had to be that way, and why the 'c'? Being an English freak, with the spelling, grammar, and punctuation, it was hard for me to read this, but I did enjoy it. Good job!
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    Poetry is not an expression of the party line. It's that time of night, lying in bed, thinking what you really think, making the private world public, that's what the poet does.

    Allen Ginsberg (1926-1997) U.S. poet.

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