Last Saturday

Red lobster a seafood treat
Service that should not be beat
Prices of a plate are a little more
Due to the high quality most adore

Problem is the wait
To sit down and get your plate
The waiter was rarely there
Service rating is well below fair

Crab linguini is a joke
Like a egg with no yoke
No crab to be found at all
Crab imperial was to be found, me and a friend recall

All the salt, barely a seafood taste
Clumped together like tooth paste
The table was soaking wet
They do not even know how to clean I bet

To the bar to get a water refill
Waited forever to get the bill
A small tip to be left indeed
Out of time, we are behind once in the lead

An hour and a half sitting there
Made to the movies speeding and by a hair
To be viewed and enjoyed at nine
at seven pm arrived to eat, thought it was fine

Never again to visit and eat
Performance is likely to repeat
A waste of time and hard worked money
This dinner was not entertaining or funny