A silly story

Get your conch shell
Pull the string
Speaks wisdom in words, made by matel
Gives advice on anything

It blows your mind
Batteries not included, limited warranty
Very hard to find
Lasting with much certainty

Better than a eight ball
Electronic technology
With not a single recall
Popular in under water biology

This shell is from the sea
Belongs far below
Only use is for dreams and a cartoon celebrity
Can you guess?, doubt you will ever know

Sponge bob square pants
With Patrick the pink star
Singing while he does his dance
The locals drive a boat not a car

Their conch shells saved them
From danger and from the nature of a beast
Odds where very grim
With direction of the conch they have life and a feast

Squid ward did not have one
He was not a conch believer
Not exactly silly or fun
Only a grumpy deceiver

So he did not get to have any of the feast
Lucky to be saved some how
From a area known least
Even the park ranger who discovered them had one, now its three to one