shut eye therapy
shut eye therapyonce a week i need to
unload my shit on tom -the therapist
if i don't, my employees or family
will get the foul mouth dump
it's a good thing i figured this out,
for every one's sake
when you run a company with no
partner, family or lieutenant you
gotta vent or blow
toms a good guy - i talk - he listens
i got pissed at him a year ago and stopped
going to see him because
he started falling asleep
while i was blabbering
i let it slide two or three times
then one day i finally said
" tom, what the fuck are you doing"
he woke up and said
"what do you mean"
"tom you fucking fell asleep when i
was right in the middle of some really big shit"
"it must be the cough medicine" he said
i knew that was bull shit and finally said ,
"tom ,this was not the first time i've caught you
nodding off during our sessions . what the hell am i paying you for?"
he stuck to the medicine excuse.
i called in a few days and canceled my appointments
eventually, i needed to go back - the volcano
was going to blow so i called him out of
desperation. he always makes time for me , i pay by check and not with insurance- these guys like that
we caught up and he stayed wide awake
and attentive as a young mother to her new born's first words - for a few weeks
today - he did it again - he fucking fell asleep
on me -- i just waited about ten seconds and he popped awake and asked me a question like he didn't miss a beat
my shit was real heavy today - remarkable stuff ,and i could tell he had no head cold
then i realized - let the fucker sleep -
what the hell is the difference ?
i talk and get all worked up for 45 minutes about everything under the sun , then he asks me if next tuesday at 4:30 is good for me -
i pay him 100 bucks and float out of there
like an empty garbage truck with new tires
i say let the fucker sleep ....
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