Typo Blues

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    Typo Blues






    Dislexic Lexicon
    (for Poets  and Typoets everywhere)





    after struggling with my cabulairy
    and mixed Englished spelling
    colours is the proper spelling to me
    not a typo in my typoetry
    after spelling in english american
    again and again
    my prose is spellchecked
    giving me a pain in the...
    Dyslexicon
    (added words so much to my dictionairy
    a lexicon of typo's it seems to be)
    a dyslexicon for me
    I think i shall build a typoetic dictionary
    not ebonics
    or esperanto
    but even there you can still typo
    I can see it now
    typo Scrabble
    and folks having a kow

    fat fingers wrong keyboard position
    my own ignorance,and pure lazyness
    some ladys blame the dog...
    Ill blame the spellchecker
    claim its a valid word...
    then sneek back and edit

    typoetic Licence
    well accidents happen
    in my deepest egotistical misery
    while typoing my typoetry
    typoetic licence I shall claim
    and to spelling bee winners i shall be a bain.
    and fear not the spellchecker zappin

    2b or knot too bee
    all my grammars have died...
    my great grammers too
    some i never met
    some i canoe
    some say my grammers awful
    i say let it be read:
    daunt talk bad of my grammar
    I ts wrong to speak ill of the dead
    (Two bee continued..)




    © 2010 origionalmerlin








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    Alyse commented on Typo Blues

    04-21-2010

    I love this, though it was hard for me to understand at first, its like a comic relief to life. I LOVE spelling colour, and other word the British way, it just makes sense to me. Anyways, love your poetry, (it appeals to most everyone, esp. those who make spelling mistakes)
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    SilverGirl commented on Typo Blues

    12-19-2009

    I love this.. you have a great sense of humour..I read typonese fluently as I text typonese quite oftem myself.. the bigges one being go tit instead of got it.. blush.. (hanging head in shame..tho a mere mistake.. Im not to blame) Personally I like your way of spelling humour.. as it would not be nearly as comical without U in it.. ;) You rock.. I'm so glad we'd the chance to chat a bit.. You have brightened my day (well its still dark out.. but you know what i mean) as well.. you have lightened my heart. I will hold you closely there and keep you in prayer. With love and blessings.. Marie.. SilverGirl
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    teasasue commented on Typo Blues

    09-08-2009

    lol i loved it, I have a terriable time spelling, but if you are used to different spellings of the same word than I can really see how that is confusing, good poem
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    ValentineD commented on Typo Blues

    07-10-2009

    Damn it this makes my dislexia kick in and confuses the shite out of me i like it 10 cause thats how i roll lol
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    papertears commented on Typo Blues

    07-06-2009

    Wut?Shur duz sownd lyke funta me... typoscrable that tiz.........
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    Poetry is what gets lost in translation.

    Robert Frost (1875-1963) American Poet.

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