Typo Blues


Typo Blues

Dislexic Lexicon
(for Poets  and Typoets everywhere)

after struggling with my cabulairy
and mixed Englished spelling
colours is the proper spelling to me
not a typo in my typoetry
after spelling in english american
again and again
my prose is spellchecked
giving me a pain in the...
(added words so much to my dictionairy
a lexicon of typo's it seems to be)
a dyslexicon for me
I think i shall build a typoetic dictionary
not ebonics
or esperanto
but even there you can still typo
I can see it now
typo Scrabble
and folks having a kow

fat fingers wrong keyboard position
my own ignorance,and pure lazyness
some ladys blame the dog...
Ill blame the spellchecker
claim its a valid word...
then sneek back and edit

typoetic Licence
well accidents happen
in my deepest egotistical misery
while typoing my typoetry
typoetic licence I shall claim
and to spelling bee winners i shall be a bain.
and fear not the spellchecker zappin

2b or knot too bee
all my grammars have died...
my great grammers too
some i never met
some i canoe
some say my grammers awful
i say let it be read:
daunt talk bad of my grammar
I ts wrong to speak ill of the dead
(Two bee continued..)

© 2010 origionalmerlin

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Alyse commented on Typo Blues


I love this, though it was hard for me to understand at first, its like a comic relief to life. I LOVE spelling colour, and other word the British way, it just makes sense to me. Anyways, love your poetry, (it appeals to most everyone, esp. those who make spelling mistakes)

SilverGirl commented on Typo Blues


I love this.. you have a great sense of humour..I read typonese fluently as I text typonese quite oftem myself.. the bigges one being go tit instead of got it.. blush.. (hanging head in shame..tho a mere mistake.. Im not to blame) Personally I like your way of spelling humour.. as it would not be nearly as comical without U in it.. ;) You rock.. I'm so glad we'd the chance to chat a bit.. You have brightened my day (well its still dark out.. but you know what i mean) as well.. you have lightened my heart. I will hold you closely there and keep you in prayer. With love and blessings.. Marie.. SilverGirl

teasasue commented on Typo Blues


lol i loved it, I have a terriable time spelling, but if you are used to different spellings of the same word than I can really see how that is confusing, good poem

ValentineD commented on Typo Blues


Damn it this makes my dislexia kick in and confuses the shite out of me i like it 10 cause thats how i roll lol

papertears commented on Typo Blues


Wut?Shur duz sownd lyke funta me... typoscrable that tiz.........

If I feel physically as if the top of my head were taken off, I know that is poetry.

Emily Dickinson (1830-1886) American poet.

origionalmerlin’s Poems (66)

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Best teacher... 1
Center of everything...
The best part of every moment... 14
Gods' Hat Size 3
Occanum, Susquehanna .(.morning with a hint of noon) 2
I am a Chef 3
For Your Information..
Smiling 6
my wish 20
anything less... 7
the choice is us 8
one whole we 9
from a text message to whom i Love 10
if you Think... check what you know... 10
see you always 5
less than half an hour till ...seeing you 2
chocolate mousse cookies and eternity (whichever lasts longer) 5
Oregano The Difference 6
Stainless Union 14
scrambled eggs and the future for breakfast 13
Yes , and Yes Again ! 9
The Birth of the Queen 18
The Queens Repose 33
The Pissed Piskeys Prank 27
little dream 24
Cause The Music To Play 14
Long Live origionalpoet
Pounding Lust 13
Typo Blues 15
Closest Call (part 2 (not fiction or a poem) 1
Closest Call (part 1 (not fiction or a poem) 1
Whisper 2
Enlightenment 1
When She Loves Me 6
All Night 1
Till Your Mind Melts Away (1. warmup) 3
Wings 3
Angels shall sing thee to rest 1
The Coming Of The Queen 0
Mnogiye veshi ( Russian) 1
Dyerzhi moi ruki 1
Momenti lyubvi 1
Now I lay me... 4
meloncholics annonomous 3
Sorry Dante 12
Moments With You. 10
Many Things 4
If the World were a Bed 10
Eternity 16
From the Dream We Soon Shall Awake 22
"All Night AS Well" 10
Presently 3
Eye, I, Aye (bluestoneeat
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The Touch Within 11
(at the stone of never ending) 8
Marathon 4
Flowers 7
Camelot 16
OZ isn't me 12
Hold my hand often 22
Mnogiye veshi (Many things ) 5
Momenti , {Moments of Love } 11
unspoken connotations 9
Coffee and Sex 30
To Kiss a star 33