Typo Blues

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Typo Blues







Dislexic Lexicon
(for Poets  and Typoets everywhere)





after struggling with my cabulairy
and mixed Englished spelling
colours is the proper spelling to me
not a typo in my typoetry
after spelling in english american
again and again
my prose is spellchecked
giving me a pain in the...
Dyslexicon
(added words so much to my dictionairy
a lexicon of typo's it seems to be)
a dyslexicon for me
I think i shall build a typoetic dictionary
not ebonics
or esperanto
but even there you can still typo
I can see it now
typo Scrabble
and folks having a kow

fat fingers wrong keyboard position
my own ignorance,and pure lazyness
some ladys blame the dog...
Ill blame the spellchecker
claim its a valid word...
then sneek back and edit

typoetic Licence
well accidents happen
in my deepest egotistical misery
while typoing my typoetry
typoetic licence I shall claim
and to spelling bee winners i shall be a bain.
and fear not the spellchecker zappin

2b or knot too bee
all my grammars have died...
my great grammers too
some i never met
some i canoe
some say my grammers awful
i say let it be read:
daunt talk bad of my grammar
I ts wrong to speak ill of the dead
(Two bee continued..)




© 2010 origionalmerlin








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Alyse commented on Typo Blues

04-21-2010

I love this, though it was hard for me to understand at first, its like a comic relief to life. I LOVE spelling colour, and other word the British way, it just makes sense to me. Anyways, love your poetry, (it appeals to most everyone, esp. those who make spelling mistakes)

SilverGirl commented on Typo Blues

12-19-2009

I love this.. you have a great sense of humour..I read typonese fluently as I text typonese quite oftem myself.. the bigges one being go tit instead of got it.. blush.. (hanging head in shame..tho a mere mistake.. Im not to blame) Personally I like your way of spelling humour.. as it would not be nearly as comical without U in it.. ;) You rock.. I'm so glad we'd the chance to chat a bit.. You have brightened my day (well its still dark out.. but you know what i mean) as well.. you have lightened my heart. I will hold you closely there and keep you in prayer. With love and blessings.. Marie.. SilverGirl

teasasue commented on Typo Blues

09-08-2009

lol i loved it, I have a terriable time spelling, but if you are used to different spellings of the same word than I can really see how that is confusing, good poem

ValentineD commented on Typo Blues

07-10-2009

Damn it this makes my dislexia kick in and confuses the shite out of me i like it 10 cause thats how i roll lol

papertears commented on Typo Blues

07-06-2009

Wut?Shur duz sownd lyke funta me... typoscrable that tiz.........

Poetry is finer and more philosophical than history; for poetry expresses the universal, and history only the particular.

Aristotle (384 BC-322 BC) Greek philosopher.

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