Lying Azz "B"
Listen up people I got a story to tellI met a girl on the net and she gave me hell
She lied to me throughout the relation
It all got started at the train station
I paid her fare to come see me
I was convinced by her that she was single and free
I was taken aback by her winning smile
Only to find out out later that was a killer's profile
Now blinded by love I couldn't interpret her lies
Three months down the road, man how time flies
Deep in love I was ready for marriage
But six months later I would be pushing a baby carriage
Yeah the lying azz "B" had my child
From that day on things got wild
Then the "B" left me as if she disappeared
I was saddened and full of fears
I tried not to think the worse, so I held back my tears
Then I saw her again, she was happy as could be
She was cooin' with a man and it was not me
I approached her and asked; WHAT THE HELL?!
She couldn't explain herself when her jaw fell
The silence started dyin,
When baby started cryin,
Her man's fists started flyin
I asked who this man was and he addressed me
I'm Mr. So & So; Who might you be?
I boldly replied: I'm Mr. Sperm Donor, can't you see?
I'm not paying for a DNA test when I already know
But if you have doubts feel free to call the Maury Povich Show
I told him to dial 1-800-45-MAURY
Tell his producers this lying azz "B"s story
I then told him don't make this any harder
Test gone prove that you're not the father
Then he looked at the child then back at me
He knew right then and there whose child this be
By the look on his face he was taken by surprise
He noticed the baby had my features: face, nose and eyes
He stomped away mad leaving the mother and child alone
Then he reached down by his side to get his phone
I couldn't make out what he had said
Although he was a brother I could still tell his face was red
Baby still cryin, mother still lyin and I couldn't even get mad
All I could say, this child was conceived by a lying azz "B" and I was the dad
Three days later, family court;
I'm gone make this long story, short,
I got custody while she paid child support
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