"Our Daily Trip"

me and Doc was discus ing how we could be a mile away from

where we were while mountain climbing in Holland

Soitenly I believe that north is somewhere above us and south

is somewhere to the east of where we would be if we hadn't of

been a mile away from there at the time

I mean that he just doesn't seem to be able to grasp the fact that

distance is relative to space and whatever space you think you could be occupying is bound to be somewhere around there

me and Doc have these inellexuatel conservations a lot especially

when engaged in such laxadaisical indoor activites as climbing

a range somewhere in the distant or not two distant future sometime around the current discus inactivaties so oddften the

foundations of such hoity toity manners of speech etc.

finally Doc hit his intellextuel peak which at that peculiar momento wuz most fortunate seeing as how we had just exited

the upward pathway and were instantly struck dumb with the immanse grantuer of the sweeping view of the suburbs surrounding Browining and its shabby suburbs of Suckremento and North Livingstone formerly of Pretoria South Seattle

we had both hurt aboot the fantastic rewards of peaking at the top of the HIGHEST mountains in Holland and most shoitenly we knew no disappointments for the efforts and immense fortunes spent on this journey to Oz through the Haight.

© Sam Hyde

12-08-13