Thinking of Bacon, not Kevin Bacon

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    The 3 lil' Pigs, porky Pig, Toy story pig and babe ( movie star pig) all in one. Isn't bacon just so tasty.

    Thinking of Bacon, not Kevin Bacon

     Oh, the beautiful crisp wavy strip of bacon
    microwavable joy that I am makin'
    pork's prime greasy enjoyment
    breakfast delight of enlightment
    oh, fattening food of crispy savor
    my mornin' joy to which I favor
    I'm thinking of bacon, fry me up the three pigs
    and listen to them wee, wee, wee
    in their house of twigs
    I'm thinking of bacon, I'll take that one there
    and blow me down his house of straw with one breath of air
    Now this wee lil' pig has him a house of bricks
    but I won't be eating that pig or his dicks
    Oh, crispy bacon just one tasty lick
    I'm beating that poor porky Pig with my beating stick
    Oh and that pig in toy story, the bank
    I ate that poor piggy but he really stank
    he tasted of plastic , the chards I shit from my ass
    look like pink stained pussy cut with blades of glass
    I might sound disturbed from what here I write
    but don't take this message by any means of fright
    I just love me some bacon from a pig of any kind
    I'll go out to a farm slaughter the fattest one I can find   
    Oh, and how could I forget that adorable pig babe
    the one made a movie star, now he's my pork slave
    Did he really think he could drive sheep better than dog
    I love those sausage links he made their shaped like lincoln logs



    Copyrighted (c) 2011 and Published . Written by Todd Fletcher

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    am2anangel commented on Thinking of Bacon, not Kevin Bacon

    06-03-2011

    lol You have officialy gone over the edge my friend great rhyme and tale. silly boy. well done. -Tonya
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    winterkou

    06/03/2011

    guess would you call this a piggy tale. LOL

    Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words.

    Robert Frost (1875-1963) American Poet.

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