Hunts or heinz , no matter what it be
on french fries, hash browns or hamburgers I need
to open up a bottle of ketchup and pour it on
that red tomato gravy salivates till the cravings gone
I could eat it on most anything, or anywhere
so open up a bottle , yes I am willing to share
hotdogs, eggs, chicken and even steak
your red delicious glory is always tasting great
so pour it on, pour it on and watch me salivate
that squezable bottle of satisfaction that palates
O, beautiful red tomato you squeeze into that jar
on the grocer's shelf in my fridge but never too far
I am sad when that last drop falls onto my plate
that empty bottle now in the trash, please don't make me wait
I'll go to Mc donalds, or maybe burger king
White Castle, Wendy's or KfC 
I hope theres some red glory behind the counter just for me
you tell me only two packs , can you make it four
I'm grabbing me some napkins, I hope they give me more
I once ate 22 packs in a sitting at the store
to savor all those chicken tenders, barbecue sauce , What a bore?
So please make it ketchup, nothing else will do
and I'll squeeze all that red juicy goodness , hoping to not get it on my shoe
Ketchup, Ketchup Ketchup, oh that tomato red
you can play jokes on your friends, make them think you've bled
Ketchup , ketchup , ketchup, you are my favorite treat
Oh red glory you are so wonderful to eat