Slight Case of Odd

I have a friend named Joe W.
A very strange duck is he
He quacks like a chicken
Walks like an ostrich
And is mentally, well....
In all seriousness and for kicks
He write's bio's for Hollywood
For the great and the obscure
From Roberts Blossom to Lorene Landon
From Shelley Winters to Joe Spinnell
He also write's articles and critiques
On actors and their films
For visual enjoyment, he gobbles up
Horror flicks and some rather risque art films
Spares no expense at the dollat store rack
In fact if he could find a few
He'd probably combine the two
If you ever meet him be careful
Cause he'll talk your ear off
About actors and movies and biographies
I sometimes wonder about him
For when no one will listen
He tends to discuss those very things
With he, himself and him, ALONE!