Uncouth Lout
How rudeAt a party of elegance
Suave, sophisticated
Stylish folks all over
When walks in
A loud boisterous baffoon
With a slight, heavy drawl
The kind of person who
Got his manners on a trail
No matter how rich or poor
Never learned how to be
With people of class
He speaks his mind boldly and loudly
Laughs like a mule
Drinks out of a finger bowl
Uses a toothpick after eating
Thinks farting is an olympic sport
Yet he's a guest
Even if he is obnoxious or worse
An uncouth lout
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