And Then.....

I once knew a man who was a teller
He liked to spin stories
Stories of people he came across
For instance, he saw two men
They were eating at an outdoor cafe
And then a waiter walked by and tripped
And then the tray of food flew away
And then it hit the windshield of a passing car
And then the car swerved and hit a fire hydrant
And then the hydrant shot out water everywhere
And then the water flooded the street
And then a fire truck came along
And then the firemen plugged the hydrant
And then the fire chief ran around looking
And then he saw the waiter come out of the cafe
And then the waiter handed the two men their check
And then the two men left on their merry way
You see how much fun it is to tell stories
And then.......