Universal Jurisdiction
I have a delightful wishA great dream if you will
To be a cop with great power
With universal jurisdiction
To stop people from stupidity
A traffic cop whose job
Is to simply hand out tickets
I can go anywhere in the world
Give tickets to everyone
Who think it's okay to get away
With stupid traffic violations
Like cutting off pedestrians
Walking in a crosswalk
Or jaywalking against the light
Punishing drivers for bad driving
There are way too many bad drivers
Threatening our safety on the roads
Unfortunately, they make us good ones
Who usually are safe and follow the rules
Look like we're bad drivers too
Way too much craziness going on
Someone has to out an end to it
Might as well be someone who really cares
Like little old me
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